Change with Youtube Haters? Please Get Sat on by an Elephant.

A lot of things change. However, I don't think the massive amounts of negative comments and haters on Youtube ever will.

Generally, if I watch a crappy video I move on and I don't waste time leaving a negative comment.  For the most part, I also try to ignore the negative comments left on my own videos. Especially the ones such as "This video's gay," or "You're a fag!" that often come from 13 year old boys. However, tonight I couldn't help but respond after someone posted a comment saying that I was "killing" them. I was sincerely worried.

The comment came from fitzworld in response to my first attempt at stand up comedy:

Marty, you lousy piece of garbage. What is this video still doing on YouTube. You are a fucking disgrace to humor. Please find the balls to remove this, you faux Hedberg wannabe pussy. I'm tired of coming across this fucking lame ass video everytime I'm looking for new open mic videos. You're killing me with this shit!!

Here is the response I posted to his channel:

Dear Bill,

Thanks for watching my first stand up comedy video again! I really appreciate your continued viewership! I hope you check out some of my other videos too! A lot has changed in the last 8 months. I recently won a Mt Dew contest for a commercial entry I wrote/directed/edited. A lot of people thought it was funny. So much that they sent me to Barcelona and gave me $10,000. Please check it out: http://www.mofilm.com/watch?movieID=7524

I do appreciate your negative feedback on my first stand up comedy video. I've been writing some more jokes but haven't had much time to perform. Reflecting on my career development, I realize my early work with commercials was kinda poor. However, I'm learning, getting better, and achieving success. I hope to use the same approach to stand up comedy when I have more time and one day I'll win you over. In the meantime, I thought I'll offer you a helpful response to your comment:

In your comment, you say, "What is this still doing on YouTube." I'm assuming this is a question and not a statement and that you forgot to put a question mark on the end there. To type a "?" you have to hold shift key while pressing the "/" key which is right next to the "." period key.

Even if I were to take the video off of Youtube, it will still be stored on Google's servers and may resurface one day. So I figure, "Why bother?" I'll just leave it up there.

I'm not sure which web browser you're using, but I'm pretty sure videos will not autoplay during a Youtube search. You can avoid watching my video in the future, simply, by not clicking on it. If my video does, for some reason, autoplay, you should report the bug to Youtube.

Your comment also mentioned that I'm "killing you with this shit!!" That is shocking and I must say I certainly have no intentions of killing you. I'm also going to assume you're referring to my video as "shit," which, I'll take no offense. To kill someone with a video would be quite a feat, but not one I'd be proud of. Although to kill someone with "shit" as you put it, is a very funny idea- you should try stand up too! It reminds me of this hilarious video I saw where an elephant sat on a ground's keeper. His head went right up the elephant's ass! Hilarious! I'm not sure if you would enjoy it without knowing your sense of humor. 

It's difficult to understand your humor when you only have one favorite video on Youtube which is rather dull. I'll say the same as well about the 2 videos you uploaded of old people dancing. Judging from your videos and your lack of internet/typing experience, it seems you might be an old person too. In that case, I recommend some early silent films with slap stick humor.

You do type negative comments very well- I'll give you that. However, these comments express a certain bitterness which cannot be good for the health of an old person. I've had relatives who grew bitter in their old age, isolating themselves from others and growing depressed. I wouldn't want to see that happen to you. I'm afraid that with old age and bitterness, my mediocre videos may have the potential to kill you and I certainly wouldn't want to see that happen. I would much rather an elephant sit on your head.

Take care Bill!

Sincerely,

-Marty