Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Change in Karma: I Saved a Cat from a Tree and a River

Tonight I was lucky to check off another Life Goal from my Things to Do in Life list:

Save a Cat from a Tree. ... And / or River


Now that item/goal did not actually exist on my list- which also mainly exists in my head, sometimes forming itself on paper. However, after the experience, it seemed appropriate to add it retrospectively.

Here's the process of events that lead to perfect timing of the universe, the cat, and myself:

- I finish work in the kitchen at CHI and go for an 8 mi run.

- I return from the run, grab water from the kitchen and prepare to make a massive amount of granola for Friday breakfast.

- A volunteer enters the kitchen and invites me to the banya (sauna).

- I put on my bathing suit and head to the banya, putting off the granola for later.

- It's now night time and very dark in the country.

- 2 of the interns are near the banya and river and tell me they hear a crying cat and they intend to save it.

- The other interns shine the flashlight and we deduce that the cat is on the other side of the river but still can't see where its cries are coming from.

- I say, "Well, I'm gonna do the banya and then shower and if it's still there, I'll put on my pants and boots and hike over there to find it."

- I come out of the banya and the interns have found the cat: It's at the very top of the trees hanging over the river, approximately 50+ feet in the air!

- We decide there's no way to climb the tree that high, especially at night.

- The cat starts to move more in the tree as we shine a light on it.

- We think it may try to jump.

- I walk to the end of the dock with some anticipation of the cat falling. I worry about the current and if I'd actually be able to see the cat in the river at dark.

- Cat falls or makes a leap of faith from the tree.

- I immediately jump in the river as cat falls 50+ feet.

- I see the splash and I search for the cat.

- I'm able to catch a glimpse of the cat from the interns flashlight.

- The current brings the cat towards me, I make a clean grab and pull it out of the water.

- I hurry to the dock where the cat jumps from my hands and scurries off into the night.

- No bites or scratches.

- I return to the banya.

Cat Lives = (9 - X) - 1 [X = Lives previously lost]

Lazer's Karma Points = X + 1 [X = Previous karma points. Exact number of points unknown.]

Boom!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Change in Running: My 1st Half Marathon on Raw Food

Look for me with the headband, green tank, and yellow shorts!

I finished the Dexter-Ann Arbor Half Marathon Run this past Sunday, June 5th, 2011!  And I did quite well for my own expectations.


My breathing and body felt great for the entire 13.1 miles and I did it in 1 hour 42 minutes and 18 seconds with an average 7:49 per mile pace.  I only trained for about 2 weeks too!  I attribute a majority of my performance to the excellent diet of 100% raw living foods I've been eating as an intern at CHI.

My results:
Chip Time = 1:42:18
Clock Time = 1:43:34
Pace = 7:49
Overall Place = 375 out of 3137 finishers (Top 12%)
Sex Place = 319 out of 1679 male finishers (Top 19%)
Division Place = 40 out of 100 male, age 20-24 finishers (Top 40%)


Now, I don't really consider myself a runner.  At least yet.  This was my 1st race and I didn't have much time to train or learn about the sport in general.  This was mainly a quick mile marker for me to achieve my goal of finishing a full marathon.  I'll be running the Detroit Marathon October 16th and I'll definitely be training for it.

The goal of a finishing a marathon is important to me because it represents both physical and mental possibilities and restrictions.  There was a time when I thought the idea of running 26 miles was crazy and something I was incapable of.  I still think it's far... But now, I think it is possible.  As I continue to run, I grow stronger physically and mentally.  Those original ideas of restrictions are now changing to possibilities.  And it feels great!


This was my training schedule and some of my diet and prep for the 1/2 marathon:

5/4: 2.5 mi
5/5: 2.5 mi
5/6-5/15:  10 Day Raw Detox at CHI.  Transitioning to Raw diet.  No running, but some Yoga and Rebounding.
5/16-5/22:  Busy as CHI intern in the kitchen.  No running, little exercise.
5/23:  3.5 mi.  I begin to notice a sharp increase in energy for the first time since coming off the raw detox.
5/24:  5.6 mi
5/25:  6.5 mi
5/26:  Some weight lifting and stretching.
5/27:  9.5 mi
5/28:  Rest
5/29:  11 mi.  (My feet were sore, but breathing and muscles felt good.)
5/30:  Some weight lifting and stretching.
5/31:  5 mi.  I notice my left calve is really tight and bothering me a bit.
6/1:  5 mi.  Epsom salt bath in the evening.
6/2:  2.5 mi.  Epsom salt bath in the evening.
Dinner:  I had like 6 fresh garden burgers in lettuce wraps.  (My appetite has definitely increased with all the running.)
6/3 (2 days before race):  Rest.  I had my first colonic.  It was awesome and I felt great and much lighter afterwards.  Epsom salt bath in the evening.  My left calve is feeling better.
Breakfast:  Extra large bowl muesli (chopped almonds, pecans, walnuts, raisins, coconut...) with almond milk.  Banana, blueberries, strawberries, glass of orange juice.
Lunch:  Green energy soup smoothie.
Dinner:  Green energy soup smoothies and salad with sprouts.
6/4 (Day before Race):  Rest.
Breakfast:  Oatmeal, banana, blueberries.
Lunch: Chocolate banana smoothie with raw cacoa, maca, and hemp seed.
Dinner:  Snacked on apples, bananas, strawberries throughout the evening
Evening enema to clean me out so I won't have to take a crap during the race- and it worked :)
6/5:  HALF MARATHON RACE DAY.
Breakfast:  Smoothie (1 banana, 1 carton blueberries, 2 cups goji berries, 2 cups rejuvelac).
Drank 20 oz of rejuvelac prior to race (a fermented sprouted seed drink, high in probiotics).
Bathroom right before race started.  Didn't have to take a bathroom stop during the entire race- my plan worked out!


A few things I learned during the race as a newbie from either my experience or others:

-I shouldn't have worn a 100% cotton tank during the race.  From sweat and the t-shirt rubbing for 13 miles, my nipples were sore afterwards.
-Trim or shave armpit hair more.  13 miles of sweating and arms moving resulted in a bit of underarm rash burn.
-I didn't wear a watch or have a pace watch.  I did the math at each mile marker clock and realized I was keeping a consistent 8:00 pace.
-I would watch people who looked like pretty good runners and keep pace with them for a while.  Sometimes I would notice my breathing was better, or I felt better, so I'd move up.  Continued this throughout the race.
-I didn't know when to pick up my pace... I started speeding up my pace after mile 11.  The end of the race was uphill so I was worried about when to give my full energy.
-I say or think positive affirmations when I run and I repeat them.  Especially during spells when I may feel fatigue.  My favorite one that I learned at CHI and I continue to use is:  "Everyday in Every Way, I'm getting Better, Better, Better, and Better.  Physically, Mentally, Emotionally, and Spiritually."  For running, I sometimes like to switch "Better" to "Stronger."
-I did this race without headphones because they discourage their use on the race website.  I normally run with headphones as it helps me pass the time...  However, there was a lot of stimulation during the race and lack of headphones was no problem.
-I especially enjoy when neighbors are at the street cheering runners on.  I also got a few free high fives from little kids which helped.
-It was great to here family and friends cheer you on near the finish line!
-It was really gross to see that they were serving greasy pizza at the finish line... and that a lot of the runners were eating it... blah!  I went out to lunch with family and had a fruit salad and veggie salad. 





Thanks to my family and friends who were able to support me at the finish line!  It helped a lot!  Also thanks to my sister and brother-in-law for the photos!

I'll keep ya updated on my training and diet for the Detroit marathon.  Raw living foods baby!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Creative Health Institute (CHI): What is it?

Creative Health Institute, 112 W. Union City Rd, Union City, MI 49094

What is this Creative Health Institute (CHI) place that I've been interning at for a month now?

Well first, our mission statement:

Our commitment is to inspire every participant in our program to live a transformed life of superb health and well-being and to enroll others in sharing our vision.

CHI teaches health and wellness through the raw living foods philosophy as originated by the late Dr. Ann Wigmore.  The core ingredients to the lifestyle are super nutritious young organic greens, fruits, sprouted nuts and seeds, fermented foods, and dehydrated foods.  The importance of living foods lies in the enzymes that assist in digestion so that the body can properly absorb the nutritious foods it takes in.  When food is cooked above 110 degrees, those enzymes start to break down and we lose a majority of the food's nutritional value.  The three most important foods of the Wigmore program are rejuvelac (a fermented sprouted seed drink), energy soup, and wheat grass juice.

Along with nutrition, the Wigmore program believes in proper digestion, assimilation, elimination.  At CHI, we eat a lot of pre-digestive foods such as blended foods and we take the time to chew our food well to aid digestion and assimilation.  We practice proper food combining and we eat foods like sprouts that are rich in enzymes to support digestion.  We do lymphatic exercises, skin brushing, and enemas for elimination of toxins that are absorbed by the body via food, air, skin (soaps, detergents, etc.)

[Yes, you heard me right: I do enemas now.  Yikes!  I was nervous at first, but they're easy and you feel great after them.  Enemas we're historically the natural way to aid digestive problems and support a healthy colon... then I don't know what happened... people became uncomfortable talking about poop and thought it's better to take digestive drugs.  More on this some other time.]

CHI offers several programs:
-10 Day Detox/Rebuild Program
-10 Day Detox/Rebuild Program - Weight Loss
-5 Day Detox/Rebuild Program
-5 Day Detox/Rebuild Program - Weight Loss
-Juice Fast
-Raw Chef 1, 2, 3

At CHI, we believe the body is wonderful and self-healing.  By eating nutritious raw living foods, you support and build your immune system to fight disease.  Participants young and old come to CHI to heal health conditions such as diabetes, cancer, obesity, and more... While some attend to continue to maintain their health with the self-healing tools we teach.  Many of the guest teachers here are passionate volunteers who attended CHI in the past and healed themselves of major health issues like cancer.  A lot of miracles happen in the world of living foods!

As an intern, I've taken the 10 Day Detox program.  Afterwards, I've been working in the kitchen and juicing wheatgrass.  I'll be working in the grow room soon enough too.  It's a lot of work, so it's sometimes tough to keep up with posts.  I'm still really new to the raw living foods lifestyle so I'll be posting information as I learn it.  Feel free to comment if I say something inaccurate.

Here are some photos of the lovely environment surrounded by farm country:

Russian Banya (Sauna) on left.  You can jump in the river after, only 10 ft away.
Future garden.
The grow room.  Lots of wheatgrass!
The intern house.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Change in Lifestyle: 100% Raw @ Creative Health Institute


I'm undertaking a significant lifestyle change.  I'm living in farm country at the Creative Health Institute in Michigan where I have transitioned to a 100% raw living foods diet.  Previously, I enjoyed meat, dairy, and other foods that I've given up indefinitely- and not feeling that bad about it.

I arrived May 3rd and shortly thereafter began their 10 Day Detox program.  It was a crazy experience which I'll be sharing in future posts. After successfully completely the detox, I started my internship 2 days ago.  I'll be here at CHI until August where I'll be learning much about nutrition, preparing gourmet raw living foods, and alternative ways of self healing, all while eating a nutritious and delicious raw diet.

A little perspective:  I believed I kept a healthy diet prior to arriving at CHI but I'm already rethinking that after being here 2 weeks and taking a few nutrition classes.  I'll probably be a different person when I leave here.  I'll certainly be embracing a majority of the diet at least.

From the moment I walked in the door and the director smiled and hugged me, I knew Creative Health Institute was a special place.  This was reinforced later in the week when an intern graduated: There was a small certificate ceremony in which kind words were said about the individual and both the intern and staff cried tears of joy.  I cannot say that anyone cried when I left my film internships in LA.  I was lucky if they remembered my name. 

For the rest of the summer, this blog will mainly focus on my experience here, providing insights and ideas on health and nutrition, food recipes, and more.

Keep up with my blog and you'll learn how to enjoy and embrace a raw living foods diet too!

I made an awesome raw pizza!  Delicious!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Change with Youtube Haters? Please Get Sat on by an Elephant.

A lot of things change. However, I don't think the massive amounts of negative comments and haters on Youtube ever will.

Generally, if I watch a crappy video I move on and I don't waste time leaving a negative comment.  For the most part, I also try to ignore the negative comments left on my own videos. Especially the ones such as "This video's gay," or "You're a fag!" that often come from 13 year old boys. However, tonight I couldn't help but respond after someone posted a comment saying that I was "killing" them. I was sincerely worried.

The comment came from fitzworld in response to my first attempt at stand up comedy:

Marty, you lousy piece of garbage. What is this video still doing on YouTube. You are a fucking disgrace to humor. Please find the balls to remove this, you faux Hedberg wannabe pussy. I'm tired of coming across this fucking lame ass video everytime I'm looking for new open mic videos. You're killing me with this shit!!

Here is the response I posted to his channel:

Dear Bill,

Thanks for watching my first stand up comedy video again! I really appreciate your continued viewership! I hope you check out some of my other videos too! A lot has changed in the last 8 months. I recently won a Mt Dew contest for a commercial entry I wrote/directed/edited. A lot of people thought it was funny. So much that they sent me to Barcelona and gave me $10,000. Please check it out: http://www.mofilm.com/watch?movieID=7524

I do appreciate your negative feedback on my first stand up comedy video. I've been writing some more jokes but haven't had much time to perform. Reflecting on my career development, I realize my early work with commercials was kinda poor. However, I'm learning, getting better, and achieving success. I hope to use the same approach to stand up comedy when I have more time and one day I'll win you over. In the meantime, I thought I'll offer you a helpful response to your comment:

In your comment, you say, "What is this still doing on YouTube." I'm assuming this is a question and not a statement and that you forgot to put a question mark on the end there. To type a "?" you have to hold shift key while pressing the "/" key which is right next to the "." period key.

Even if I were to take the video off of Youtube, it will still be stored on Google's servers and may resurface one day. So I figure, "Why bother?" I'll just leave it up there.

I'm not sure which web browser you're using, but I'm pretty sure videos will not autoplay during a Youtube search. You can avoid watching my video in the future, simply, by not clicking on it. If my video does, for some reason, autoplay, you should report the bug to Youtube.

Your comment also mentioned that I'm "killing you with this shit!!" That is shocking and I must say I certainly have no intentions of killing you. I'm also going to assume you're referring to my video as "shit," which, I'll take no offense. To kill someone with a video would be quite a feat, but not one I'd be proud of. Although to kill someone with "shit" as you put it, is a very funny idea- you should try stand up too! It reminds me of this hilarious video I saw where an elephant sat on a ground's keeper. His head went right up the elephant's ass! Hilarious! I'm not sure if you would enjoy it without knowing your sense of humor. 

It's difficult to understand your humor when you only have one favorite video on Youtube which is rather dull. I'll say the same as well about the 2 videos you uploaded of old people dancing. Judging from your videos and your lack of internet/typing experience, it seems you might be an old person too. In that case, I recommend some early silent films with slap stick humor.

You do type negative comments very well- I'll give you that. However, these comments express a certain bitterness which cannot be good for the health of an old person. I've had relatives who grew bitter in their old age, isolating themselves from others and growing depressed. I wouldn't want to see that happen to you. I'm afraid that with old age and bitterness, my mediocre videos may have the potential to kill you and I certainly wouldn't want to see that happen. I would much rather an elephant sit on your head.

Take care Bill!

Sincerely,

-Marty

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Change in Health: I'm No Charlie Sheen, But I Can Still Detox



A few weeks ago, I applied for an internship at the Creative Health Institute.  They are a raw living foods program in Michigan that offers several workshops and classes such as Detox/Rebuild programs and Raw Chef certifications.

Just today, I received a phone call that I was accepted and will start on May 3rd and intern throughout August.

My mom, who has taken a few classes, informed me of the internship opportunity.  I applied for several reasons:  I've been wanting to try a raw diet for a while now and figured this would be one of the best ways to implement it.  This interest comes from a general desire to control my health and feel good.  After feeling a bit scattered and un-centered this past dreadful winter, I figure some time to meditate and be with myself will be good for my well-being.  I plan to finally write a feature screenplay I've been putting off.  I'd like to learn and practice a bit of music as well. I've also been thinking of training for a marathon and hope this new raw diet will boost my energy in that pursuit.

So in just 3 weeks, I'll be moving to the west side of Michigan.  Shortly after arriving, I'll start the detox program and give up much of the foods I currently eat in hope of better health.  Although I do enjoy eating animals, I feel that I could do without them, at least for a while.  No big deal. Instead of doing shots of liquor at the bar, I'll be doing shots of wheatgrass on the farm.  Cheers!

I'll keep you updated on this health experiment.

Change in Career: Contesting Day Jobs

Watch the Mountain Dew commercial I directed here:

This was the BIG (now dated) news alluded to in my last post.  I won a $10,000 Grand Prize and a trip to the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona for the Mountain Dew contest hosted by MOFILM.  Kelly, Danny (the "director" in the spot), and I had a great time in Barcelona thanks to the awesome hospitality of MOFILM.  It seems this is the beginning of several opportunities.  We we're also featured in an article on AnnArbor.com.  Check it out!  See the full cast/credits below, all of which are great friends and regular collaborators.

Around that same time, I almost won a commercial contest for Trident Layers too... but I ran into a snafu when I didn't have all my paperwork in place... which cost me $7500... lesson learned.  Do your paperwork in advance, even though it's obnoxiously boring.  Hopefully, Trident will come back and buy the spot though.

Also, Kelly and I just entered another MOFILM competition for Chevrolet. We cut an awesome spot together with our Alaska road trip footage from last summer. It was a very happy coincidence that I drive a Chevy!  Grand Prize is $8000 and a trip to Tribecca Film Festival.  I'll keep ya updated on that one!

All this contest stuff has certainly created a new career push towards directing commercials.  Some new opportunities are developing.  I'm making money as a director where only a few months ago I couldn't get a job as a stock boy.  So hopefully I can put off getting a day job since it's tough to find one even if you want it.

Things are looking good!  As is the Michigan sun that is finally coming out to play!

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Mountain Dew - "The Pitch"

Cast: 

Danny Mooney: "Director" 
David Roetman: "Executive" 
Natalie Condon: "Secretary" 

Crew: 

Marty Stano: Writer/Director/Producer/Editor 
Debashis Mazumder: Producer/Assistant Director 
Natalie Condon: Producer 
Benjamin Dell: Director of Photography 
Joey Ostrander: Art Director 
David Fienup: Sound Recordist/Sound Designer/Audio Engineer 
Chris Miller: Gaffer 
Geoffrey Gilbert: Camera Assistant 
Josh Condon: Sound Assistant